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Grab yours today and make sure everyone knows where you're going as soon as you've shuffled off your mortal coil.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made from neoprene \u003cbr\u003e\n• Waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dual-size customization\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ribbed seams\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Spot clean as needed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made on demand. No minimums.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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Upon its dark surface glows the emblem of Land in Hell, a real estate company dealing not in suburbs and cul-de-sacs, but in plots carved from every circle of the Inferno, from the shadowed plains of Limbo to the frozen jaws where Lucifer gnaws the treacherous. 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Clients may stake their claim in Wrath’s blackened marsh, in Heresy’s burning tombs, in Violence’s boiling river, in Fraud’s stony ditches, or in Treachery’s crystal lake beside the chained, weeping giant of three faces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn their ledgers you will find not cul-de-sacs but circles; not escrow, but oaths sworn before Minos, whose coiling tail assigns each buyer to the depth their heart most deserves. Their agents speak comfortably with Charon at the dusky shore, chartering passage for those who would inspect their lots across the Acheron, while Beatrice looks on from a higher realm, wondering at mortals who, even in damnation, cannot resist a good investment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign inspired by the circles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mug’s design circles the vessel like Dante’s path itself: a subtle ringed motif suggests Limbo’s noble shadows giving way to the whirlwind of Lust and the cold, filthy rain of Gluttony, before narrowing at the emblem of Greed, where tiny engraved weights crash in mirrored arcs. 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Where the circles below are choked with smoke, ash, and gnashing teeth, this vessel calls you—half in jest, half in mercy—back toward the cool slopes and green meadows Dante glimpsed when he escaped the suffocating dark wood and first felt hope again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eProduct overview\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, glossy ceramic mug in the same infernal style: a shadowed chalice fit to sit beside contracts drafted in the Fourth Circle of \u003cstrong\u003eGreed\u003c\/strong\u003e, yet preaching a homely sermon in green. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the phrase \u003cstrong\u003eTOUCH GRASS\u003c\/strong\u003e in all-capital green letters, their lower halves eaten away into a jagged silhouette of grass, as if a little earthly meadow has bitten into the word itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSubtle background detailing: a faint ringed motif suggesting the funnel of Hell, so that the fresh grass cuts across those circles like a narrow escape route toward the hillside where Dante first sought to climb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe, enduring daily heat and storm as steadfastly as any pilgrim crossing rain, fire, or ice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eVariations and dimensions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose how deep your daily descent must be before you remember to look up, step outside, and heed the green command on your cup:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug – height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm): ideal for a quick draught before you plunge back into crowded inboxes and churning markets that rival the clamor of Plutus in the circle of Greed. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug – height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm): a deeper reservoir for those whose workday feels like a full circuit from the howling storms of Lust down to the frozen silence of Treachery and back again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth sizes share the same steadfast diameter, echoing the unbroken geometry of Dante’s descending circles, even as the green letters urge you to step aside from that spiral for a breath of living air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMug sizes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eVariant\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eCapacity\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDiameter\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e11 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.85\" (9.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e15 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e4.7\" (12 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfernal style, earthly command\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the Inferno, Dante wanders first through a dark and tangled wood, symbol of confusion and sin, before he ever glimpses ordered paths or open sky. 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The yellow “bulbs” around the border wink like they’re in on the joke: “Welcome! Try your luck against algorithmic trading, private equity, and a tax code that thinks yachts are needier than you are.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall visual gags lurk around the sign:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tiny slot machine paying out “STOCK BUYBACKS” instead of coins.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA roulette wheel where all the numbers say “LAYOFFS” except one sliver labeled “PROMOTION (UNPAID OVERTIME).”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA discreet silhouette of a rocket labeled “Billionaire Escape Pod,” blasting off while the “economy” section slowly catches fire.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumor with teeth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug goes beyond “haha capitalism bad” and leans into the absurdity of a system where poverty and obscene wealth coexist like neighboring hotel suites. Late stage capitalism is literally defined by that paradox: global wealth has grown, but it’s piled up at the top like chips in front of a high‑roller while everyone else is borrowing to keep playing. Your mug becomes a tiny protest sign: a reminder that if the game feels rigged, it’s because the pit bosses wrote the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA few friendly targets:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ultra‑wealthy philanthropist who “gives back” a sliver of what favorable tax codes and cheap labor handed them in the first place, then takes a victory lap on a panel about “inclusive growth.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe tech billionaire promising to “save humanity” with AI, while their warehouses look like they were OSHA‑inspected by a blindfolded raccoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe investment titan who insists “markets will provide” as long as by “markets” you mean “a system that always manages to privatize profits and socialize losses.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGambling is not a savings plan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the bottom of the design, in smaller text beneath the main slogan, a line reads: “Gambling is not a retirement strategy. It’s the hope of the desperate.” This mug makes it crystal clear that slot machines, sports betting apps, and day‑trading meme stocks are not wealth‑building tools; they’re relief valves for people staring down stagnant paychecks and rising costs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn an economy where real wages lag, housing costs spike, and safety nets fray, gambling looks less like “fun entertainment” and more like a last‑ditch prayer: the fantasy that one spin, one parlay, one options play will finally catapult you out of the grind. The house knows this; that’s why the lights never turn off, the drinks are free, and the odds are carefully calibrated so hope lasts just long enough to drain your wallet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your personal casino floor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for office desks, home studios, and kitchen counters where you routinely ask, “How is the stock market at an all‑time high and my bank account looks like a student film budget?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sharp, funny gift for coworkers, organizers, economists, and anyone who has ever looked at billionaire wealth charts and thought, “So…we can’t afford universal health care, but we can afford three competing private Mars programs?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with black coffee, righteous indignation, union drives, progressive tax policy debates, and the quiet satisfaction of knowing that at least your mug is more honest than most political speeches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it up, raise it high, and toast the glitzy absurdity of a system where you’re told “anyone can make it” while the buy‑in keeps going up and the exit doors are guarded by people who already own the hotel. In a world built like a casino, this mug doesn’t promise you’ll win—it just makes sure you never forget who the game was designed for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Land in Hell","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52930615705916,"sku":"9150735_9323","price":16.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":52930615738684,"sku":"9150735_9324","price":17.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/7232\/2364\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-right-69c87591ca456.jpg?v=1774745013"},{"product_id":"no-one-wants-to-work-anymore-ceramic-coffee-mug-pay-a-liveable-wage-apparently","title":"No One Wants to Work Anymore Ceramic Coffee Mug — Pay A Liveable Wage, Apparently","description":"\u003cdiv data-renderer=\"lm\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eStart your day with caffeine and class consciousness. This white ceramic mug features a bold “NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE – Pay A Wage Liveable” design, perfect for anyone who is tired of being told “no one wants to work” by people who haven’t seen minimum wage move in decades.\u003cspan class=\"citation-nbsp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" aria-label=\"No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation inline\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" class=\"inline-flex max-w-full min-w-0\" href=\"https:\/\/ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws.com\/web\/direct-files\/attachments\/108711804\/c40f6299-55f9-4dc4-9664-f4f4e424a983\/No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mt-px max-w-full min-w-0 whitespace-nowrap -top-px font-sans text-base text-foreground select-none selection:bg-super\/50 selection:text-foreground dark:selection:bg-super\/10 dark:selection:text-super\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-3xs rounded-badge group min-w-4 max-w-full cursor-pointer text-center align-middle font-mono tabular-nums font-normal transition-colors duration-150 inline-flex items-center py-[0.1875rem] leading-snug px-[0.3rem] [@media(hover:hover)]:hover:bg-subtle group-data-[state=open]\/trigger:bg-subtle border-subtlest ring-subtlest divide-subtlest bg-quiet\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] mr-xs\"\u003e\u003csvg role=\"img\" class=\"inline-flex fill-current shrink-0 inline-block align-middle opacity-80 relative -top-px\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" stroke-width=\"1.75\"\u003e\u003cuse\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block relative !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] max-w-[25ch] overflow-hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eIt’s the ideal desk accessory for underpaid employees, burned-out service workers, and anyone who’s noticed that the wealth divide keeps growing while wages stay stuck in time. Take it to the office, your home workspace, or your sixth side hustle and let your mug do the HR-unsafe talking for you.\u003cspan class=\"citation-nbsp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" aria-label=\"No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation inline\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" class=\"inline-flex max-w-full min-w-0\" href=\"https:\/\/ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws.com\/web\/direct-files\/attachments\/108711804\/c40f6299-55f9-4dc4-9664-f4f4e424a983\/No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mt-px max-w-full min-w-0 whitespace-nowrap -top-px font-sans text-base text-foreground select-none selection:bg-super\/50 selection:text-foreground dark:selection:bg-super\/10 dark:selection:text-super\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-3xs rounded-badge group min-w-4 max-w-full cursor-pointer text-center align-middle font-mono tabular-nums font-normal transition-colors duration-150 inline-flex items-center py-[0.1875rem] leading-snug px-[0.3rem] [@media(hover:hover)]:hover:bg-subtle group-data-[state=open]\/trigger:bg-subtle border-subtlest ring-subtlest divide-subtlest bg-quiet\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] mr-xs\"\u003e\u003csvg role=\"img\" class=\"inline-flex fill-current shrink-0 inline-block align-middle opacity-80 relative -top-px\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" stroke-width=\"1.75\"\u003e\u003cuse\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block relative !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] max-w-[25ch] overflow-hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eWhether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or the bitter realization that “meritocracy” was a marketing campaign, this mug delivers the perfect mix of snark and truth. Gift it to a friend, a coworker, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder that the problem isn’t “work ethic” – it’s paychecks that don’t keep people alive.\u003cspan class=\"citation-nbsp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" aria-label=\"No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation inline\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" class=\"inline-flex max-w-full min-w-0\" href=\"https:\/\/ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws.com\/web\/direct-files\/attachments\/108711804\/c40f6299-55f9-4dc4-9664-f4f4e424a983\/No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mt-px max-w-full min-w-0 whitespace-nowrap -top-px font-sans text-base text-foreground select-none selection:bg-super\/50 selection:text-foreground dark:selection:bg-super\/10 dark:selection:text-super\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-3xs rounded-badge group min-w-4 max-w-full cursor-pointer text-center align-middle font-mono tabular-nums font-normal transition-colors duration-150 inline-flex items-center py-[0.1875rem] leading-snug px-[0.3rem] [@media(hover:hover)]:hover:bg-subtle group-data-[state=open]\/trigger:bg-subtle border-subtlest ring-subtlest divide-subtlest bg-quiet\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] mr-xs\"\u003e\u003csvg role=\"img\" class=\"inline-flex fill-current shrink-0 inline-block align-middle opacity-80 relative -top-px\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" stroke-width=\"1.75\"\u003e\u003cuse\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block relative !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] max-w-[25ch] overflow-hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"bg-quiet h-px border-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-lg first:mt-0 md:text-lg [hr+\u0026amp;]:mt-4\" id=\"key-features\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"marker:text-quiet list-disc pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e “NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE – Pay A Wage Liveable” print on one side (or both, depending on setup)\u003cspan class=\"citation-nbsp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" aria-label=\"No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation inline\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" class=\"inline-flex max-w-full min-w-0\" href=\"https:\/\/ppl-ai-file-upload.s3.amazonaws.com\/web\/direct-files\/attachments\/108711804\/c40f6299-55f9-4dc4-9664-f4f4e424a983\/No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mt-px max-w-full min-w-0 whitespace-nowrap -top-px font-sans text-base text-foreground select-none selection:bg-super\/50 selection:text-foreground dark:selection:bg-super\/10 dark:selection:text-super\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-3xs rounded-badge group min-w-4 max-w-full cursor-pointer text-center align-middle font-mono tabular-nums font-normal transition-colors duration-150 inline-flex items-center py-[0.1875rem] leading-snug px-[0.3rem] [@media(hover:hover)]:hover:bg-subtle group-data-[state=open]\/trigger:bg-subtle border-subtlest ring-subtlest divide-subtlest bg-quiet\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] mr-xs\"\u003e\u003csvg role=\"img\" class=\"inline-flex fill-current shrink-0 inline-block align-middle opacity-80 relative -top-px\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" stroke-width=\"1.75\"\u003e\u003cuse\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-block relative !mt-0 ![vertical-align:unset] max-w-[25ch] overflow-hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy surface for a clean, sharp look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free material\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"bg-quiet h-px border-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-lg first:mt-0 md:text-lg [hr+\u0026amp;]:mt-4\" id=\"sizes--dimensions\"\u003eSizes \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"marker:text-quiet list-disc pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003ePick the 11 oz for a standard “another day, another underpaid shift,” the 15 oz for “I have three jobs,” or the 20 oz for “my rent just went up again and I need more coffee.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"bg-quiet h-px border-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-lg first:mt-0 md:text-lg [hr+\u0026amp;]:mt-4\" id=\"who-its-for\"\u003eWho It’s For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"marker:text-quiet list-disc pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eWorkers who are tired of hearing “no one wants to work anymore” from people who never check the cost of groceries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eFriends stuck in minimum-wage limbo while profits hit record highs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eCoworkers with dark humor and a healthy distrust of corporate spin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eAnyone who believes that maybe, just maybe, people would work if wages were liveable\u003cspan class=\"citation-nbsp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" aria-label=\"No-Liveable-Wage.pdf\" 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in D.C., I would be the host of\u003cbr\u003eEvery day pick one more, give them each what for\u003cbr\u003eI'd probably pull a “Luigi or Chamel\"\u003cbr\u003eAnd take out a bunch of richies that horde a bunch of shit\u003cbr\u003eGive away their money, like, \"Here, lady, have this”\u003cbr\u003eAnd last but not least, hear that guillotine swish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's been a couple decades since they paid taxes, \u003cbr\u003eWe can take them all down, grab your pickaxes\u003cbr\u003eGet it? We'd probably visit the Epstein List\u003cbr\u003eAnd damn sure do a lot more than Bondi did\u003cbr\u003eYeah, can't forget about us, stupid\u003cbr\u003eEverywhere we go, we’ll have my own theme music\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, every time I close my eyes (what you see? What you see, brah?)\u003cbr\u003eI see us turning off their lights (uh-huh, uh-huh), oh, yeah, yeah (and what else?)\u003cbr\u003eA different fucker every night (uh), oh, I swear (yeah, yeah, yeah)\u003cbr\u003eThe world better prepare (for what?) for when we kill billionaires\u003cbr\u003eOh, oh (oh), when we kill billionaires\u003cbr\u003eOh, oh (let's go)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'll build guillotines for the president, hangin’ up his delegates\u003cbr\u003eThen we'll fix these politics and make sure we get ‘em straight (good job)\u003cbr\u003eToss a couple of ‘em in the air just for the heck of it (money)\u003cbr\u003eBut keep the people in our minds their needs completely separate\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd yeah, we'll be in a whole new tax bracket\u003cbr\u003eNo more recession, cause their money has been split\u003cbr\u003eWe’ll sell all of their houses they don’t ever visit them (there you go)\u003cbr\u003eSo everybody has a place and even can afford the rent (you too)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd not a single tummy around me\u003cbr\u003eWould know what hungry was, eatin' good, sleepin' soundly\u003cbr\u003eI know we all have a similar dream (uh-huh)\u003cbr\u003eGo in their pocket, pull out their wallet, put it in the air and sing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wanna kill a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad)\u003cbr\u003eSpread their wealth to all across the land (give everything)\u003cbr\u003eI wanna be murder all the jerks in Forbes magazine\u003cbr\u003eSend them down to Charlie and the Queen (what up, Kirk!?)\u003cbr\u003eOh, every time I close my eyes (what you see? What you see, brah?)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI see us turning off their lights (uh-huh, uh-huh), oh, yeah, yeah (and what else?)\u003cbr\u003eA different rich fuck every night (uh), oh, I swear (yeah, yeah, yeah)\u003cbr\u003eThe world better prepare (for what?) for when we kill billionaires (yeah)\u003cbr\u003eOh, oh (singin'), when we kill the billionaires\u003cbr\u003eOh, oh (oh)\u003cbr\u003eI wanna kill a billionaire (uh-huh) so fucking bad\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLyrics by: Travie McCoy, Bruno Mars, Phillip Lawrence, Ari Levine, DudeinOrlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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