{"product_id":"black-glossy-mug-1","title":"Put your Phone Down and Touch Grass - The Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis black ceramic mug is a dark twin to your morning ritual, yet on its surface blazes a command like a heavenly rebuke hurled down into the Pit: \u003cstrong\u003eTOUCH GRASS\u003c\/strong\u003e, every letter a vivid green, the lower half carved into the jagged silhouette of living blades. Where the circles below are choked with smoke, ash, and gnashing teeth, this vessel calls you—half in jest, half in mercy—back toward the cool slopes and green meadows Dante glimpsed when he escaped the suffocating dark wood and first felt hope again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eProduct overview\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, glossy ceramic mug in the same infernal style: a shadowed chalice fit to sit beside contracts drafted in the Fourth Circle of \u003cstrong\u003eGreed\u003c\/strong\u003e, yet preaching a homely sermon in green. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the phrase \u003cstrong\u003eTOUCH GRASS\u003c\/strong\u003e in all-capital green letters, their lower halves eaten away into a jagged silhouette of grass, as if a little earthly meadow has bitten into the word itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSubtle background detailing: a faint ringed motif suggesting the funnel of Hell, so that the fresh grass cuts across those circles like a narrow escape route toward the hillside where Dante first sought to climb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe, enduring daily heat and storm as steadfastly as any pilgrim crossing rain, fire, or ice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eVariations and dimensions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose how deep your daily descent must be before you remember to look up, step outside, and heed the green command on your cup:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug – height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm): ideal for a quick draught before you plunge back into crowded inboxes and churning markets that rival the clamor of Plutus in the circle of Greed. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug – height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm): a deeper reservoir for those whose workday feels like a full circuit from the howling storms of Lust down to the frozen silence of Treachery and back again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth sizes share the same steadfast diameter, echoing the unbroken geometry of Dante’s descending circles, even as the green letters urge you to step aside from that spiral for a breath of living air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eMug sizes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eVariant\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eCapacity\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 26.67%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDiameter\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e11 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.85\" (9.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20%; border: 1px solid #fedaaa; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e15 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e4.7\" (12 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #fedaaa;\"\u003e3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfernal style, earthly command\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the Inferno, Dante wanders first through a dark and tangled wood, symbol of confusion and sin, before he ever glimpses ordered paths or open sky. This mug captures that tension: a black field recalling the starless murk where souls stumble, yet split by stark green letters that evoke the gentle slopes and fresh grass of the mountain of Purgatory and the Earthly Paradise, where a living forest and clear streams announce the return of hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe grass silhouette cut into the word is a little Eden gnawing at the edge of Hell’s typography, whispering that even brokers laboring in markets of **Greed**, or clerks bent over contracts all day, might step outside, feel the wind, and remember they were made for more than fluorescent torpor and blue-lit despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the overworked, the online, and the almost-damned\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect desk companion for those whose days vanish in feeds and spreadsheets until the office begins to resemble an extra bolgia of Fraud, complete with glowing screens instead of boiling pitch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn ironic gift for friends whose only landscape is the glow of their monitor, reminding them, like a kindly Virgil at the cubicle wall, that salvation may begin with logging off and stepping barefoot onto something that actually grows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for gamers, coders, agents, and analysts who joke about “touching grass” yet rarely do, offering a daily, caffeinated nudge toward the kind of green Dante associates with the virtue of hope as he climbs out of Hell’s mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill it with coffee as black as the Styx, or with tea the color of young leaves; either way, each sip becomes a small pilgrimage from the cramped circles of your own Inferno toward the open hillside and the simple, saving act its green letters proclaim: \u003cstrong\u003eTOUCH GRASS\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Land in Hell","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":52907120460092,"sku":"2552144_9323","price":16.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":52907120492860,"sku":"2552144_9324","price":17.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0884\/7232\/2364\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-left-69bee25bdaf2e.png?v=1774117492","url":"https:\/\/landinhell.com\/products\/black-glossy-mug-1","provider":"Land in Hell","version":"1.0","type":"link"}