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The Tâmega river valley, Marco de Canaveses, Porto District, Portugal. Photo by Pedro Nuno Caetano via Flickr, CC BY 2.0.

DAILY PENANCE No. 3: Moradia T5 at Légua, Marco de Canaveses, Porto, Portugal

A five-bedroom house beside the boundary stone of a town named for a boundary stone, written up by a man who is no longer permitted to cross any.