Product Details
Welcome to the Circle of Greed.
In Greed you will find a vast and spacious open plain sprinkled with large rocks, boulders, and rock outcroppings. Here you will discover a variety of living spaces, including studios, 1, 2, and 3-bedroom apartments, duplexes, triplexes, and single rooms filled with the most obnoxious and hateful people you will ever encounter.
Each layout has been thoughtfully designed with an off-putting and undefinable touch to ensure both discomfort and a feeling of impending doom. Relax in knowing that each morning as you head our to the inevitability of crashing your weight headlong into those of your fellow residents you have literally nothing to look forward to for the rest of eternity.
After a relentless day of struggle and toil you can be comforted by coming home to an empty and desolate lobby. You can spend your evening relaxing in the vacant courtyard, complete with a cracked and empty swimming pool, un-cared for deck space and areas where children can play where they are sure to recieve a tetanus infection and ample exposure to the polio virus.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.