The Greed

The Greed

$6,666.66 USD
Sale price  $6,666.66 USD Regular price 
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The Greed

The Greed

Welcome to the Circle of Greed.

In Greed you will find a vast and spacious open plain sprinkled with large rocks, boulders, and rock outcroppings. Here you will discover a variety of living spaces, including studios, 1, 2, and 3-bedroom apartments, duplexes, triplexes, and single rooms filled with the most obnoxious and hateful people you will ever encounter. 

Each layout has been thoughtfully designed with an off-putting and undefinable touch to ensure both discomfort and a feeling of impending doom. Relax in knowing that each morning as you head our to the inevitability of crashing your weight headlong into those of your fellow residents you have literally nothing to look forward to for the rest of eternity.

After a relentless day of struggle and toil you can be comforted by coming home to an empty and desolate lobby. You can spend your evening relaxing in the vacant courtyard, complete with a cracked and empty swimming pool, un-cared for deck space and areas where children can play where they are sure to recieve a tetanus infection and ample exposure to the polio virus.

Of course, you're not getting any of those things. This is the Circle of Greed afterall, and we're just going to take your money. You will receive literally nothing after giving us your money. No note. No verification of purchase (unless required by laws which we're actively lobbying to change.) Nothing.

Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Niente. Cero. Fuck all. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

$6,666.66 USD
Sale price  $6,666.66 USD Regular price 

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